Being a bit of a gamer over the years has taught me a few things....
Road Safety:
1. Smash you car up as much as you like. It'll keep working until smoke starts to billow from under the bonnet. When this happens you should exit the vehicle immediately (even if you are in the middle of a busy road). If you continue to use the vehicle the you will soon see flames replacing the smoke; this means that the vehicle will explode shortly and you really should exit the vehicle to avoid injury/death.
2. If you roll your vehicle onto it's roof you might find that it will shortly start to billow smoke and the fire from the bonnet, see above.
3. If you don't have a car, just get in and drive the nearest one you can see. Car keys will always be left in the ignition. It's a bit like the public bicycles they have in Holland.
4. A badly damaged car will be fine after a re-spray.
5. Cars do not work in water.
6. Power sliding is the quickest way round a corner.
7. No vehicles use fuel, it's just a capitalist lie. You can drive your vehicle for as long as you like until it starts to smoke. (See point number 1 above)
8. Driving tests are not required, everyone can drive a vehicle. Controls will always take the following format: one button for FORWARD, one button for STOPPING & REVERSING, one button for STOPPING FASTER AND HELPING SKIDDING and one button to HELP YOU LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
9. Head on collisions are rarely fatal.
10. Traffic Lights are purely ornamental.
For more detailed case studies please use the following instructional interactive media: GTA, Ridge Racer, Battlefield etc.
See you next time.
GavinoX
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It's no joke - I failed 4 driving tests before I worked on Colin McRae 2005 (For NGage!). All that rally driving taught me some valuable skills and next time I passed!
ReplyDeleteAfter playing GTA I would constantly be on the lookout for good cars to jack - serious game-life blurring.